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#GuardianAngels #DearLord (Holy Monologues Pt. 3)

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#DearLord Hi! I have a few questions to you about how some stuff works. Say for example #GuardianAngels

#DearLord Do we get one throughout our life or do they ever get switched around?

Also, #DearLord do they ever think we are a pain? Our #GuardianAngels? Do they ever go, “not her again! She’s always getting herself in danger!” Or maybe, “see I told you she was funny. She had me cracking up all last month while I was on her rotation!” #DearLord I think the latter would apply more to me.

#DearLord, I know what you are gonna say. You’ll say, “I see I blessed you with the gift of curiosity. But discussions at staff meetings are confidential :-)” right?

#DearLord You do agree with @StellaNganga that #GuardianAngels are scary, no? Then why do they enter people’s houses and say “Do not be afraid”? Every time! It baffles me why she wants to see one while she’s alive. #DearLord,  I’m not sure I wanna see one, they might scare the shit out of me!

#DearLord all I’m saying is that I hope the #GuardianAngel PR team has rebranded. Some of them are known for striking people deaf, blind, dead and giving people nasty looks. Maybe start some sort of #GuardianAngels CSR or ask me anything (AMA) sessions?

That being said #DearLord, it is uber cool that we each have a bodyguard. (Wait! Do #GuardianAngels talk into their sleeves? Do they have sleeves?) Thank you for caring for us in this manner. I love you. You rock :-*

For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone. Ps 91: 11-12

21st  June 2014

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